Ratatouille

Blue Blue who really would think blue nil varnish could have this affect on me, it's blue and I'm quite partial to it, but you know the one thing that irritated me is.. FALSE ADVERTISING.

I tell you the bottle says chipped resistant for 5 days and how many days has it been? One and how many of my nails are chipped? 2 and one has completely peeled off. That my friend should not be happening, I suppose it's what is leading me on to people who decided they have to be false.

Much to my disagreement, why oh why can they not see that they cannot live a lie for all of their time on earth? Life can be too short and too cruel to some people, so why spend it trying to please all the other people on this planet, when you should only truly be pleasing yourself.

Today my friends, I nearly got run over by a dick headed driver who a) nearly caused a car crash by not obeying traffic lights b) still decided to proceed forward when he could see that they other car was turning and c) decided to reverse back as i was clearly walking across the road. I suppose some could say he was a dick, but my friend he is a dick but he also taught me a lesson, that i should be grateful for the things i have in life. I should be grateful I had to ability to move swiftly out the way, grateful that other cars were beeping him to stop and that they had seen the danger looking out for me - complete stranger- and my friend i should be grateful that i am not mush on some road near my house. I don't fancy that.

I guess the whole false advertising thing, doesn't really link to being grateful but when you think about it in depth when someone provides false advertising for themselves how can someone truly be grateful for who they really are and for being there for them, that my lovelies i believe is a tricky one as at the end of the day how can you justify that kinda of thing.

I believe that my conclusion is clear that to be able to be grateful in life, false advertising should not be compelled. In order to be grateful for such a luscious coloured nail varnish they shouldn't advertise it is chip free when it's clearly not.

Now Ladies and Gentleman i am off to find the blue nail varnish to fix this drama, as one who cannot be bothered to sort a simple chip out, will never be bothered by anything.

That is all.